Little Girl Tries To Draw Giraffes With Sidewalk Chalk, Ends Up Drawing A Bunch Of Dicks On The Front Step

Whoooooooooooooops. Nightmare stuff for a Dad. Go ahead and toss this on the list of Reasons To Never Ever Have A Daughter. The list is endless but might as well throw on Draws Giraffes On The Front Step That End Up Looking Exactly Like Penises. What do you do if you’re the Dad in this situation? On the one hand, you can’t have a bunch of dick drawings proudly displayed on the front of your house. That’s gonna send a weird message to the neighbors and they might even raise a few questions as to why your daughter already knows exactly what a dick looks like. On the other hand, you can’t just power wash your daughter’s “giraffes” because she will be devastated. And then you’d also have to tell her why you did that. “Honey, you drew a bunch of dicks on the front step” isn’t a conversation you wanna have with your little daughter. Quiiiiiiiiite the pickle this guy finds himself in. I think you just gotta drop to your knees and pray for rain.